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I’ve read once in one of my fitness magazines about Gym Etiquette. Most of it makes perfect sense to me. For example, the fact that people shouldn’t bring their laptops to the gym to surf the net  or use their cellphones while they work out; the fact that they shouldn’t use the gym as a coffee place when they meet up with their friends to chat and/or have a coffee; wiping the machines after use is also a no-brainer to me. However, telling me that I should share the equipment while I’m on my 10-20 seconds break between the sets is not what I’m going to be willing to do! I don’t come to the gym to share or socialize with strangers and trust me, it would require socializing if I was to get of the machine and share it with somebody else. Next thing I would be counting repetitions for the other person and that’s a paid interaction between two people where I go to the gym, it’s called being a personal trainer. Don’t believe me? Come to my gym and you will see that that’s about all that the personal trainers from around here do – count and note your repetitions and sets ! But that’s a topic for another whole blog entry, so let me get back to my point… If I got to any given machine first I will use it until I’m done. You can line up if you wish to, but the fact that you are hovering around is not going to intimidate me to the point of giving up on my workout.

Tosca Reno in a Capitan's Chair
Up until this morning, I have not had to make it a point that I disagree with this unspoken rule (I didn’t sign any agreements that would outline any required behaviours at the gym). This morning however I had to share with one little gym goer my attitude towards this “rule”. I planned to do some Leg raises and since I don’t feel strong enough IÂ didn’t feel like doing them hanging on the chin-up bar, so I used the Capitan’s chair to do it. I’ve done 2 sets when I saw our Gym Queen approach and stand pretty much in my face. I realized she was waiting for me to be done and during my 3rd 10-20 second break between sets she asked me if she could jump in with her exercise while I was resting. Now, I know this person to have a very I-own-this-gym-you-should-move-out-of-my-way attitude and it pisses me off every time she displays is, which is always. So, instead of saying yes to her request, which is clearly what she was expecting otherwise she wouldn’t have asked me, I said that she can use the machine to her heart’s content once I’m done with it. She did not expect this answer so walking away she threw in “OMGÂ This has never happened to me before!” She looked as if though she was just about to run crying to the real gym owner, but instead she hid in the workout room. Before she disappeared behind the glass door I threw in ” You do see that the machine is being used, right ?” I did a couple of more unexpected repetitions just to make my point that much more clearer and louder and then got off the machine. Mind you she was right behind me and I wasn’t even given enough time to wipe off my sweat, I hope she enjoyed it.
Now, why do I have a problem with this ? Why don’t I just be a good girl and share? Â Besides what I have already written, I have a problem with a person who thinks that somehow their workout is more important than mine. I know what you’re doing. You have your workout planned out, you’re probably doing supper sets or tri-sets or extended sets (exercises done back to back) and you are not supposed to have a break in between the different exercises so you want that machine NOW. I get that, I do that too. But what I don’t do is to expect the person using the machine before me is going to jump off that equipment in time for me not to have a break between my sets, unless it’s my partner :O Just kidding! Why on earth would you think that I’m going to do that? My exercise routine is as much important to me as your is to you. Get over it! I also believe that we are both paying the same membership rate so I don’t think you have any more privileges to use the equipment than me. Now, if it was anybody else, I might consider sharing, but this particular one just gets on my nerves with her bossy behaviour.
So next time you see me using the machine of your choice just wait, preferably somewhere where I can’t see you.
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